He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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