The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
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