Pappa wants mamma naked
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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