I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
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