I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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