a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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