I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
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