then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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