margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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