So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
A bitchslap is in order.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
