I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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