do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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