'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
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