Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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