: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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