Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
How external is "for external use only"?
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
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