well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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