She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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