Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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