So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
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