best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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