Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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