ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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