i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
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