Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
only if we run a train.
done.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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