So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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