i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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