I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Ketchup is God's man juice
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
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