I am puke
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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