i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
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