A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
honey bunches of taint.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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