The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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