there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
Randomize
