I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
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