Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
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