I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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