So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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