The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Randomize
