And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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