Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
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