I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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