I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
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