I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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