So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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