"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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