My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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