I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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