Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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