Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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