"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
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