Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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