physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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