I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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