Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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