think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
This is my gift to your gina
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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