I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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